u/PaperHandsTheDip

2 theses · first seen Jul 31, 2026

Window	Theses	Resolved	Wins	Win rate	Avg return	Median return
1d	0	0	0	—	—	—
3d	1	1	1	100%	+1.7%	+1.7%
1w	1	1	1	100%	+22.3%	+22.3%
1m	1	1	0	0%	-2.9%	-2.9%
3m	0	0	0	—	—	—
6m	0	0	0	—	—	—
1y	0	0	0	—	—	—

Past performance does not predict future results. Informational only, not investment advice.

Thesis history

$HTZr/wallstreetbetsGainbearish

u/PaperHandsTheDip · 23d ago1 prior · awaiting results

“puts for next Friday, same strike; increased position size towards EOD”

Betting against HTZ meme. Net +15k in a few days

Hertz was trading as a meme and the author successfully bet against it with puts, expecting the stock to fall and profiting from the move despite suboptimal execution timing.

At post $2.16Now $2.30+6.5% since posted9m ago

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$SOXLr/wallstreetbetsYOLObullish

u/PaperHandsTheDip · 38d ago1 prior · awaiting results

“full port into CAD hedged SOXL (SOXL.ne) via DCA over Wed, Thurs, Fri”

SOXL YOLO (Cad hedged)

Semiconductor sector is set to rally as AI recession concerns are overblown. Author deployed full portfolio via DCA into CAD-hedged SOXL based on sentiment that AI narrative remains intact.

At post $114.72Now $117.28+2.2% since posted9m ago

1d—

3d+1.7%

1w+22.3%

1m-2.9%

3m—

6m—

1y—

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End of results.