u/thenorthernwhiteboy

3 theses · first seen Aug 11, 2026
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Past performance does not predict future results. Informational only, not investment advice.

Thesis history

$IWMr/wallstreetbetsYOLObullish
u/thenorthernwhiteboy · 35d ago2 prior · awaiting results
Long IWM calls

It’s never going down

Author holds IWM call options as a bullish position, though trimming 1/3 of the position after selling at 1.30 per contract.

At post $285.14Now $297.85+4.5% since postedas of Aug 24, 1:28 PM ET
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$SPYr/wallstreetbetsYOLObullish
u/thenorthernwhiteboy · 35d ago2 prior · awaiting results
Long SPY calls

It’s never going down

Author holds SPY call options as a bullish bet, though showing signs of profit-taking by selling 1/4 of position at .60 per contract due to concern about near-term price action.

At post $755.51Now $763.69+1.1% since postedas of Aug 24, 1:28 PM ET
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$QQQr/wallstreetbetsYOLObullish
u/thenorthernwhiteboy · 35d ago2 prior · awaiting results
“Had an order for some QQQ but didn't fill, will be buying them post FOMC. Got another 20k for some 0dte if (when) this goes sideways”

It’s never going down

Author believes QQQ will continue higher regardless of macro catalyst. Plans to buy post-FOMC and has $20k allocated for additional bullish bets on weakness.

At post $703.81Now $707.57+0.5% since postedas of Aug 24, 1:28 PM ET
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End of results.