u/certainlynottheone

3 theses · first seen Sep 4, 2026
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Past performance does not predict future results. Informational only, not investment advice.

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$QQQr/wallstreetbetsDiscussionbullish
u/certainlynottheone · 5d ago2 prior · awaiting results

My completely regarded analysis of the AI trade. Read before you buy 0DTEs.

The Magnificent 7 tech giants own massive user bases and will cherry-pick the 10% of AI features that monetize (primarily ad targeting) while discarding unprofitable LLM slop. Their dominance in enterprise and consumer ecosystems ensures they capture AI value creation despite near-term hype.

At post $716.76Now $718.96+0.3% since postedas of Sep 4, 4:30 PM ET
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$AAPLr/wallstreetbetsDiscussionbullish
u/certainlynottheone · 5d ago2 prior · awaiting results

My completely regarded analysis of the AI trade. Read before you buy 0DTEs.

Apple will wait for the AI bubble to cool, then late-stage integrate modest on-device AI features as 'Apple Intelligence' while maintaining premium pricing and battery life focus. The company's installed base and ecosystem loyalty make it a reliable long-term performer regardless of AI commodity adoption.

At post $316.85Now $319.97+1.0% since postedas of Sep 4, 4:30 PM ET
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$NVDAr/wallstreetbetsDiscussionneutral
u/certainlynottheone · 5d ago2 prior · awaiting results

My completely regarded analysis of the AI trade. Read before you buy 0DTEs.

Nvidia is infrastructure plays caught in the middle of AI hype cycles. AI pure-plays like Nvidia face near-term headwinds as Wall Street realizes model limitations, but long-term survivors will own AI infrastructure, making them bullish over multi-year horizons.

At post $220.78Now $230.36+4.3% since postedas of Sep 4, 4:30 PM ET
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